Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
even my farts smell like vagina
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize