I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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