It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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