Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
His nipple licking is glorious
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