Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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