y did u give ur computer a hand job?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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