I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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