i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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