i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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