Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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