Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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