Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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