Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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