So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
This is my gift to your gina
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I need to calm my uterus...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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