just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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