doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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