You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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