Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Randomize