Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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