He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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