are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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