She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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