I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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