We won't sleep together?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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