Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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