doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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