Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
