I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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