yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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