Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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