No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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