you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
