Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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