question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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