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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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