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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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