I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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