Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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