id be glad to
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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