It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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