my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
PS: I just woke up from my shower
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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