he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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