I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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