Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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