talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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