yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Randomize