I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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