he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I think my moral compass just broke
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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