So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
So much Jack, so little girl.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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