So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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