I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Fuck appropriateness.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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