I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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