White coat. Heels.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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