Sponge bath it is.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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